‘Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters’ (1962)

Like ‘The Wizard of Oz’ on acid

By Mark Voger, author, “Monster Mash: The Creepy, Kooky Monster Craze in America 1957-1972″

Alas, seeing “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters” is one of those childhood dreams that never materialized, like the Jetsons’ flying cars and in-home Pop Tart-making machines.

Thanks to saturation advertising on a certain Philadelphia kiddie show – thanks a lot, Gene London — I became one obsessed 5-year-old.

Philly TV kiddie-show host Gene London drew on-camera as he told stories.
Philly TV kiddie-show host Gene London often drew on-camera while he told stories.

I loved monsters, but at 5, I’d never seen a monster movie. There were lots of commercials for “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters” when the 1962 Mexican film came stateside in ’65. Somehow, the K. Gordon Murray industrial complex must have gotten to London, a soft-spoken young man with dark hair and kind eyes whose show truly conjured a world of imagination for kids. London often drew on-camera while he told stories.

For about a week (which felt like a month to a 5-year-old), commercials for “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters” seemed to play incessantly on London’s show. In my hardly infallible childhood memory, London would talk about the movie and show scenes from it. (I’m pretty sure he had done this for “The Sword and the Stone” also.)

So I was jazzed to see “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters.” But for me, this event wouldn’t occur for more than 50 years. (Thanks, Mom and Dad, for teaching me delayed gratification. Many times over.) The wait was worth every minute of every year.

“Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters” is every bit as WTF? as its title would indicate.

Mexican filmmakers had a way of creating entertainment for children that was disturbing, wrong, brain-twisting, surreal and sometimes not-quite-child-friendly. It’s like watching Disney with a 102-degree fever.The Vampire (Quintin Bulnes) prosecutes the Wolf (Manuel “Loco” Valdes) and Mr. Ogre (JJose Elias Moreno) in "Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters."

The Vampire (Quintin Bulnes) prosecutes the Wolf (Manuel “Loco” Valdes) and the Ogre (Jose Elias Moreno) in “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters.”Now that I’ve finally watched Roberto Rodriguez’s “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters,” I can say that it offers the same bittersweet brand of lost-in-translation weirdnesses.

Plot: At a castle in the Haunted Forest, a tribunal is taking place. The Ogre (Jose Elias Moreno) and the Wolf (Manuel “Loco” Valdes) are being tried for treason by a jury of fellow monsters. Their crime is to befriend and give aid to Little Red Riding Hood (Maria Gracia) and Tom Thumb (Cesareo Quezadas), when, as monsters, the Ogre and the Wolf should be eating the children.

Carrot Head (left) and Siamese twins Dogface and friend relish their roles as jailkeepers at the castle of the Queen of Badness.
Carrot Head (left) and Siamese twins Dogface and the crazy bald guy relish their roles as jailkeepers at the castle of the Queen of Badness.

Prosecuting the case is the Vampire (Quintin Bulnes), who is tricked out John Carradine-style in top hat, white gloves and cape. On the jury are Carrot Head, the Kidnapper, Frankenstein (in boxy makeup that anticipates Hammer’s “The Evil of Frankenstein”), Two-in-One (Siamese twins, one a fanged guy named Dogface), a clunky robot (not too far removed from the giant can-opener of “Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy”) and Hurricane (who creates fierce winds with his breath). Yeah, most of these characters barely qualify as monsters.

The Queen of Badness (Ofelia Guilmain) — who looks enough like the evil queen in the 1937 “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” that Disney could have sued — sentences the Ogre and the Wolf to death. She further decrees that she will put a curse on the villagers to get at Little Red Riding Hood and Tom Thumb. By pouring a blood-colored potion into the water supply, she turns the villagers into monkeys and mice.

Ofelia Guilmain (left) as the Queen of Badness in "LRRH&TM" looks enough like the Evil Queen in “Snow White” that Disney could have sued.
Ofelia Guilmain as the Queen of Badness in “LRRH&TM” looks enough like the evil queen in the 1937 “Snow White” that Disney could have sued.

Accompanied by their friend Stinky the Skunk (Santanon), Red and Tom set out to free the Ogre and the Wolf, and undo the Queen’s curse. Tom’s weapon: a slingshot. Red’s weapon: ruthlessness masked by sweetness. (One move she pulls on the Queen of Badness is cold, dude.) Mayhem, mirth — and an experience akin to “The Wizard of Oz” on acid — ensue.

Adding to the overall oddness of “LRRH&TM” is that fact that it is a musical. The lyrics as sung have odd metering, likely due to their English translation. Little Red Riding Hood’s English singing voice sounds like that of a 30-year-old. Plus, the same woman’s voice is heard as Tom Thumb (!).

The Frankenstein in "LRRH&TM" anticipates the title creature in Hammer Films' "The Evil of Frankenstein" (1964). Maybe Azteca Films should have sued Hammer?
The Frankenstein in “LRRH&TM” anticipates the title creature in Hammer Films’ “The Evil of Frankenstein” (1964). Maybe Azteca Films should have sued Hammer?

Some cast members of “LRRH&TM” can be found in other K. Gordan Murray-released Mexi-movies.

Manuel Vergara (the Kidnapper) played Leo, floppy-hat-wearing slave of German Robles‘ goateed bloodsucker Nostradamus in four films: “The Curse of Nostradamus,” (1960), “The Blood of Nostradamus” (1962), “The Monster Demolisher” (1962) and “Genii of Darkness” (1962). Well, that’s what they’re known as here, anyway. (Reportedly, the films were stitched together from a serial.)

Bulnes (the Vampire) played the black-clad voodoo priest in “Curse of the Doll People” (1961) and acted opposite Boris Karloff in two films, “Isle of the Snake People” and “House of Evil” (both filmed in 1968).

Jose Elias Moreno played the Ogre in "Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters" and the Jolly One in "Santa Claus" (1959).
JJose Elias Moreno played the Ogre in “LRRH&TM” and the Jolly One in “Santa Claus.”

Santanon (Stinky), too, appeared in two Karloff films, “Isle of the Snake People” and “Fear Chamber” (also filmed in 1968).

Moreno (the Ogre) made cult-cinema history as the surgeon who performs what was purported to be an actual filmed heart transplant in “Night of the Bloody Apes” (1972). (It was a publicity hoax, decades before “The Blair Witch Project.”) Moreno also played the title character in “Santa Claus” (1959). Say no more.

Or, as its known in its native Mexico, "Caperucita y Pularcito contra los monstruos."
Or, as it is known in its native Mexico, “Caperucita y Pulgarcito contra los monstruos.”

In fact, a potentially spirited debate would be: Which Mexican children’s film is weirder, “Santa Claus” or “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters”? Both movies are veritable LSD trips. This would be a toughie, but if you aimed Tom Thumb’s slingshot at my head, I’d have to argue on the side of “Santa Claus,” which has the (albeit, unfair) advantage of freaky religious undertones.

It all makes me wonder: What would I have thought of “Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters” if I had seen it when I wanted to, at age 5?

I’m guessing I probably would have thought it was a bona fide monster movie. (I was desperate to see monsters.) I would have recognized all of the comedy, of course, but I likely would have thought the Vampire, Frankenstein, the fire-breathing dragon and Dogface were cool monsters. What did I know?

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